i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
(via cootie-touch)
?people tha
thave trouble gaining weight
(Source: sexting-inchurch, via beyoncesasshole)
?do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via screamingbloodymurder)
?“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
(via cootie-touch)
?I embarrass myself infront of myself
(Source: glassbonesnpaperskin, via cootie-touch)
?When you see someone you hate is having a bad day
(Source: monochromewasteland, via cootie-touch)
?things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
(via poodagast)
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